Farm FreshThe Farm Fresh socks, Grade AA certified grassfed greatness for your feet to slide into. Whatever way you take your eggs, these egg socks are soft like a young chick and an eggcellent way to keep your toes from cracking under pressure. Theyre also made with real chickens. Just yolking that would be messed up and we dont want PETA on our ass. Omelet you check them out for yourself, honestly Im fried. Art By: Catherine Wang Crew Height Light Cushioning

73% combed cotton

so ditch the clothes all together and slide around your house in a pair of birthday socks that tells everyone whose day it is

Ready to excavate new land with your oversized load

I’m fine

” Enter our Happily Fucked socks

OLDEST: 41% combed cotton

This BooCard features our Birthday Suit funny birthday socks

on your feet

Our I’m Horny unicorn socks deliver a subtle

spark one up and get to resting in peace like the relaxed af corpse you are

What’s something we can all agree on

an ode to giving zero shits about the h8ers and upgrading your dad swag to level 420