Surviving Fast Zombies Toddler TeeToddlers after 7 PM are basically fast zombies. Glazed eyes, arms out, lurching toward you at alarming speed. You cannot outrun them. You can only redirect them toward the couch and hope for the best. The Details: White retro rounded text at the top reads "Surviving Fast Zombies" in two lines, with a golden yellow bordered badge reading "How To Series" to the right. Below is a detailed blue toned illustration of a terrified kid running down a dark

and nobody is safe until the goldfish crackers reappear

all set inside a white rounded-square badge

White text on a black background reads "Lurk Laugh Loathe" stacked in three lines using a heavy

"BEDTIME WHINERS" in large bold rounded block lettering stacked across two lines

White checklist design with three options stacked vertically

White script text on a red heather background reads "Nobody Likes A Half Ass Jingler" in an elegant flowing cursive font

Yellow and white design featuring an illustration of chicken nuggets with ketchup in a white paper boat at the top

The dirty look was perfected before the first birthday

Nobody told you about the part where you have not slept in three years and your car smells like goldfish crackers

The full daily itinerary

centered on a white tee

White cursive script text reads "Whiners" with a classic baseball tail swash underneath