Jacob Van Acker vs. Austin CooperJacob bounds into the ring in his letterman jacket. Shiny white boots, shiny new knee pads, minuscule speedo. Hes got the broad chest and hairy chest and pits of a man, the face of a good boy who thinks hes bad, and a beach bum haircut that begs to be pulled. Hes a perfect package on paper, strutting and stretching his inflexible bod. Enter Austin Cooper, all in white with red tassled boots. No need for a heated back and forth. Cooper knows this scene

Scrappy is definitely stronger

before dropping him to the mat

he adds a pinch of trash talk for just that much more insult to injury

barely able to open his eyes

“Once a bitch

Ronnie clearly spends more time in the gym than Teddy

Detective Boy flexes his flawless thigh muscles as he endures a lengthy bearbug and beating

Total Run-time: 20 minutes

but it’s very clear who has the upper hand

his pecs nearly twisted off

Cal has an easy victory against Reyes

legs intertwined