Men's '80s Pizza Party SocksThe design on these socks sparks more nostalgia than any song or smell ever could; I can almost taste the greasy pizza, or feel the rough texture of those red plastic cups. Crew Length Sock Sizes 8 13 65% cotton, 24% nylon, 8% polyester, 3% spandex

Most of em have flowers too

Fine to say to your friends

is a stable

and easily put away

We can't say that

then it's just sumthin'

Its gas free every day except Tuesday

The final boss of your sock drawer will be wearing these

Only when no one's around

First and foremost

now strawberry

There's a nonzero chance that the big bearded dude shredding waves isn't Santa Claus taking a much-earned break during the off-season