Dead Inside but Still Fabulous TeeGildan Softstyle 6400 100% ring spun cotton (fiber content may differ by color) Light fabric Unisex fit Runs true to size Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

referential humor without taking itself too seriously

just curiosity and a good sense of humor

Stay undead

” Perfect for horror lovers

This AUZANAtees original pays homage to the most infamous roadside lodging in horror history — complete with its glowing neon sign and a scathing one-star review

festival-goers

The “Blah Blah Blah” tee is a playful nod to every brooding immortal who just can’t with the drama

or anyone who loves a good mystery

Even ancient cosmic beings struggle with noodles

my name is Mothman

or hanging out at the local diner — do it in cryptid style

durable cotton keeps you comfortable from first sip to final scare