Hot Mess Express Youth TeeThis train has no brakes, no schedule, and the conductor is covered in yogurt. There are no stops between here and bedtime. Passengers are encouraged to hold on and lower expectations. The Details: Features a retro cartoon steam train with a grumpy face, wearing a conductor's hat, rolling down the tracks engulfed in pink flames. The text reads "All Aboard The" in pink arched lettering above, "Hot Mess" in large yellow distressed block capitals, and

Red arched retro text reads "Daytime" above a smiling yellow cartoon sun mascot with rosy cheeks

Bold white uppercase block text reads "Stage Five Clinger" stacked in three centered lines

Typography-only design with a smooth

The whole situation

Below the text are two cartoon characters walking side by side: a white ghost with block-shaped eyes and a smiling orange pumpkin-headed figure mid-stride

The kid who makes the whole dinner table laugh while covered in spaghetti sauce

the tantrums are loud

Clean two-color athletic design with a distressed vintage finish on a gold heather tee

"No F-Bomb Zone" appears below in bold distressed yellow block capitals

wearing a conductor's hat

surrounded by stars and a crescent moon

" followed by "ESTD" a stylized "NC" monogram and "1968" at the bottom