Small Fry Toddler TeeThey are short. They are salty. They disappear faster than you can keep track of them. The nickname writes itself. The Details: Red block text at the top reads "SMALL" in a bold arched retro font. Below is a vintage cartoon mascot of a red french fry container with a face, arms, and legs mid stride. The character has wide eyes, a big grin, and golden fries poking out the top. Printed in red, yellow, and black ink on a yellow tee with a classic rubber

and white collar

Bold yellow text reads "Super Brat" in two stacked lines with a 3D comic book-style extrusion

Yellow and red warning-sign design featuring a bomb silhouette marked with the letter "F" over crossed lines inside a yellow rectangle

" alongside an illustration of a classic elf figure in a red pointed hat

White distressed retro arched text reads "Cute As" above a large tan/brown cartoon poo emoji character with big shiny eyes

White brush-style text reads "Cooler Than A" wrapping around a detailed white line-art illustration of a polar bear sitting down

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flanked by two blue stars

positioned above the number "01" in a classic ornate athletic block font

" The overall design has a weathered vintage field-guide texture

Below is a vintage cartoon mascot of a red french fry container with a face

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