The Best Of Bad FaulknerAs I Lay Dieting, "Abe's Saloon! Abe's Saloon!" Sound like Faulkner with a twist? It isbad Faulkner, or, to be exact, some of the best of bad Faulkner composed by the hundreds who have entered the Faux Faulkner Contest. Here, too, are outstanding Faulkner parodies from the pasteven one written by Faulkner himself. Caricatures.

but they always have time for fun and relaxation too

and cooks who have served every First Family from the Kennedys to the Obamas

oil speculators

Friendship and Betrayal: Carson needs his friends more than ever

“An often hilarious

a royal prince uses hapless sailors for target practice

deeply funny and profoundly moving

Starting from Scratch: Find honest answers on everything from choosing a company name to getting your first ten customers

The result is an original voice that is incisive and unsparing

And the darkness is following him

Less of what doesn’t matter

and unflinching poems that explore the pain of the past while unlearning the language of self-criticism