Born To Poop - Baby TeeThere are callings in life. Vocations. Deep, primal purposes that cannot be denied. This one found its purpose at three days old and has not taken a break since. The Details: White distressed block text reads "Born To Poop" arched above a large white skull and crossbones illustration with lightning bolt accents. Below, curved text reads "Forced To Wipe." Punk rock biker aesthetic with a weathered vintage texture on a black tee. The Fit & Fabric: Solid

The background illustration shows a silhouette of a kid on a bicycle riding down a road toward a red sky

And the sun mascot understands because it too is running on pure radiance and zero sleep

and have a batting average that would make any pro jealous

and "Favorite

The sandbox is a state of mind

surrounded by white stars

minimal Halloween-themed design on a black tee

Retro risograph-style print aesthetic on a white background

straight from the highchair

The ROI on this kid is long-term

A hand-drawn illustration of Santa Claus with a big beard

large red script text with a black shadow reads "Tinsel Tits Society" in a flowing retro font