Kevin McCloud (Grand Designs) CandleOkay yes, we are slightly addicted and we MIGHT** have watched every single episode in the 21 series. Throughout Kevin has been a unbiquitous voice of authority, comfort, reassurance, and occasionally doubt. Would we crave Kevin's approval if we were doing our own grand design? OF COURSE WE WOULD. And, for argument's sake, if he turned up in a ruffle like this we might possibly go a bit more girly than we normally would and flirt hopelessly and

here's why

For which we are eternally grateful

Hence this homage

yes dear reader

Made from strong and durable plastic with a no-leak lid

turning up in random roles

patrician look

we're actually fans of Patrick Stewart generally - we loved him sending himself up in Extras and literally ADORED him in Jeffrey - oft-underrated

Behold the Wiping Away My Sins Towel - perfect for showering

Show some sinner-style and rock it around town

Particularly with a crown and heavenly halo

(Not weird at ALL)