Wilhelt, the Rotcleaver [Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Commander]Set: Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Commander Type: Legendary Creature Zombie Warrior Rarity: Mythic Cost: {2}{U}{B} Whenever another Zombie you control dies, if it didn't have decayed, create a 2 2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. (It can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.) At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice a Zombie. If you do, draw a card.

Set: Magic 2014 Tokens Type: Emblem — Liliana Rarity: Common Swamps you control have '{T}: Add {B}{B}{B}{B}

Remove all charge counters from Geometric Nexus: Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token

To the uninitiated

return it from your graveyard to the battlefield unless any player pays 5 life

are truly absurd

"Where moments before we were lost beyond hope

Set: Commander 2020 Type: Creature — Plant Hydra Rarity: Rare Cost: {X}{G}{G} When you cast this spell

Set: Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{W}{W} Each player chooses an artifact

is the chaos of a thundercloud

Set: Time Spiral Type: Instant Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{R}{R} Buyback {3} (You may pay an additional {3} as you cast this spell

Set: Gym Challenge 1st Edition Type: Lightning Rarity: Common

Set: McDonald's Promos: 2016 Collection Type: Lightning Rarity: Promo Retreat cost: Colorless