Original Offensive CrayonsArent you tired of coloring with blue or burnt sienna? Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like goldenrod or violet. Now we have Suspicious Cold Sore Red and Privilege (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades. 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22 23 different, since we used the cheapest labor

This pack contains colors like “Anal Bleach Peach”

It’s hilarious in a deeply chaotic way

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It's the ultimate prank for those who love to laugh at the absurdities of politics

🚗 Car Bumper or Window – For the road warriors fighting for their rights

Every order supports our weird little team

It stays silent at first

and passive-aggressive HOA neighbors who leave notes about “community values

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Cat People — the grumpy "Paw Humbug" cat is a whole mood

The cover says "Happy Birthday to You