Scaredy Cat Club Youth TeeLifetime member. Your kid heard a noise, jumped three feet, and has been committed to this club since birth. The enrollment was involuntary. The Details: Black vintage design reads "Scaredy" in arched decorative serif text with a startled black cat (arched back, wide eyes, bristled fur) surrounded by lightning bolts and sparkle accents. "Cat Club" appears below in bold serif lettering. "Ahhh! What Was That?" in smaller text underneath, followed by a

The word "Jive" appears in large groovy 70s-style bubble letters in golden yellow above a detailed illustrated turkey in brown

Below sits a vintage cartoon slice of pumpkin pie with a crimped crust

He knows when you're awake

and so does every other parent at the playground

Already in progress

something small and loud emerges from the darkness demanding milk

Printed in navy

a retro cartoon shooting star character with a goofy grin and one raised arm trails a swooping motion line

with "Streets" at the bottom in large light blue graffiti-style dripping bubble letters

The clinical term for this is toddlerhood

Science was consulted

and a checked box next to "Freakin' Blew It" in loose handwritten caps