The Funny, Loud, Plastic Certified Asshole CardAs seen in the TikTok video of people trying to steal it from me in Key West because it is so cool and rare. F'real! Straight from the Minister of Assholery of Assaholics Anonymous, this is the OFFICIAL Plastic Certified Asshole Card you can use for yourself or give as a gift. You can humorously show the world that you, your friend, boss, co worker, partner, or just a sworn enemy, is an Assaholic worthy of officially being called a Card Carrying

it is a perfect background "wall trophy" for your zoom calls

and numbered on back

and let the world witness your new level of coolness

Aston Martin Valkyrie Spider

all Certifying your Royal status

This is a Global Recognition for Elite Royal Assholes

Certified Assholes

The Official Gold Seal of the Minister of Assholery is expertly embossed on a gold metallic wafer

Some of the biggest damn smiles I've ever seen

and an equally  stunning large

This is the same incredibly high quality EMBOSSED GOLD SEAL CERTIFICATE of ASSAHOLICS ANONYMOUS

or just a sworn enemy